Well.
That's Easy.
I Want To Know What Love Is - Foreigner
"I wanna know what love is and I want you to show me!"
Do It To Me One More Time -
Need I say more?
Hit Me With Your Best Shot - Pat Benetar
"Hit me with your best shot, why don't you hit me with your best shot."
How Deep Is Your Love - Bee Gees (I mean just the falsetto is enough, right?)
"How Deep is your Love? How Deep is Your Love? I want you to show me."
My Dingaling - Chuck Berry
"My Ding-A-Ling, My Ding-A-Ling, Can't help playing with my Ding-A-Ling."
Halfway There - Maroon 5
"I know we are only halfway there but you can take me all the way, take me all the way."
Take a Walk on the Wild Side - Lou Reed
"I said Hey Babe, Take a Walk on the Wild Side."
Fanny - Bee Gees
I don't even know the lyrics but the subtitle is "Be Tender with My Love."
Straight Up and Down - Bruno Mars
"Every booty deserves a celebration, really."
One member said simply:
Anything from Wham!!
Back to the list at hand:
Milkshake - Kelis
"My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and they are like
It's better than yours."
Hurts So Good - John Cougar Mellencamp"Hurts so good, come on baby, make it hurt so good."
Natural Woman - Aretha Franklin
"Cause you make me feel like a natural woman....."
I'm Coming Out - Diana Ross
"I'm Coming Out, I want the world to know, Gotta let it show"
Loving, Touching, Squeezing - Journey
"Na na na na na
Na Na Na Na"
What? I love this song. I couldn't help singing it anyway.
So what did I learn.
You can't sing pretty much any song in prison except Happy Birthday.
Wait a minute, Happy Birthday to Me, that could be suggestive.
Don't forget though.........
Dude Looks Like A Lady - Aerosmith
Oh, and you're welcome for all the songs now stuck in your mind here's one you can safely sing in prison, one I've been singing all day long:
"I've got a brand new pair of roller skates, you got a brand new key."
Don't drop the soap.
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