But wait, let me back up a bit.
Yesterday we graduated from the permit to the license. And just like most things it wasn't easy.
Wolfgang, first thing in the morning, says "Do we have everything to get my license?"
Me, "License? What? You're 16? Where did the time go?"
So I go online figuring out what we need.
Birth certificate - check
Social Security Card - check
Driver's Log - what?
"Teen must have a drivers log of over 60 hours of driving time documented, 10 of which hours must be at night."
I ask other parents, "Did you need the log?"
One mother responds, "Yes, I created an Excel spreadsheet for my cherub complete with time and distance for my cherub. That way we could add up the time and see the distance she drove."
Are you kidding me?
I ask another mother, she responds, "Didn't you use the App?"
App? There's a teen supervising driving log app? What will they think of next? A Mom yelling at supervised teen driving app?
Time to create a fake drivers log. I mean really? He's had a permit for a year, he's gotten the 60 hours in, why do I have to document it. But document it I do.
I use different pens.
spill coffee on the paper (that I didn't do on purpose but it definitely made it look authentic)
Then crumpled the paper up.
Show up at the DMV - check. We're using a friend's car because Wolf is worried he'd fail using the stick shift on the Mini.
Do I have proof Wolf is on my insurance?
I'm on the phone with the insurance company while they fill out the paper and they fax over the proof - check.
I take a picture of them walking out for the test and before I could even post it. I see they're walking back in.
Shit. I bet he forgot to put on his seat belt.
My heart sinks.
"You have a tail light out," The instructor says, "Go over to Advanced Auto Parts and come back."
We drive over to Advanced Auto parts and the first thing he asked, "What's the make and model of car?"
Shit. I don't know. (the guy looks at me strange, like "You don't know the make and model of your car?")
I go out, grab the manual and present it. 03 Subaru - check.
He hands me the light bulbs, a pair of gloves "You have to wear these putting it in otherwise the light will not work." Next he gives me a socket wrench.
Wait, what? Putting it in? What does that mean?
Wolf and I go out, he's looking like a doctor with the rubber gloves on, I'm YouTubing how to change a lightbulb in an 03 Subaru.
Two new lightbulbs in the car - check.
We go back and the man is nice enough to take Wolf first (we do have a really nice DMV it is
not as depressing as most I've been in)
This time I don't look as they walk out, hoping it's good luck.
It is! He comes back with a big smile on his face and the instructor gives me a thumbs up!
New Teenage Driver - check
Case of wine - check.