Tuesday, April 25, 2017
WTF Why Do You Do It?
I know what ya'll are thinking,
I know why she does it,
She can't stop skiing.
Then they ask, "How did you survive it?
With a cooler full of snacks and drinks, one paper map and of course
A good sense of humor.
You see, I've been doing this for years, and it's always been fun even as the different stresses change.
Now I go from sweating through a screaming baby for the last 2 hours of the drive to,
the "Are we there yet" 2 million times in the last two hours.
I go from muttering curses as a toddler sends his drink all over the floor mat of the back seat to,
muttering curses as a teenager does THE SAME THING! (Really?)
I go from a baby or toddler destroying the car seat with poop during the drive to,
three teenagers making our room look like someone pooped all over it.
Listening to their teenage talk which is much more interesting. I didn't know Crusty was a word until this road trip.
I go from cleaning wrappers, boxes, drinks and other scary shit out of my car to,
well, cleaning shit that I at least recognize out of my car. (Who ate the last slim Jim?)
I do it and survive it each time because these trips with the kids are short lived.
I get to listen to them talk about the adventure of the day before.
Listen to their laughter as they talk about me almost falling into the Gondola because "Mom was freaked she'd miss it! How do you miss a Gondola?"
You bet, I'm getting out the maps and planning something for summer, because I'm on a mission.
I only have two more Spring Breaks before Son #1 is gone.
And, as we all cheered seeing the sign saying, "Boone 23 miles" they all said, "Thanks Mom!"
That made it worth it.
Until one of them farted and the other said, "What's that smell?"
Oh yeah, and I did for the skiing, who am I kidding?
Yeah, and the crabs.
The crabs were definitely worth it.